Writer or Person

Referring to Oliver Cromwell in the school library on the last day of half term;

Zara, "He's not a writer... He's a person!"

Masturbation

TagTag: I am Master Oogway

Zara *with a strange look*: I thought you said Masturbation (Master Bashun) *giggle*

Gauri: Who is Master Bashun? I forget.

"Medicine is the marriage of art and science"

- Tinaye

An evil Wendi (apparently)

"I don't want you to be my doctor; I'm not suicidal yet"
- Wendi

What turns Sholini on

Boredom makes me horny

- Shalini

The Dumbass proves herself

"He had a brain in his tumor"

- Pooo

When Shalini and Gauri are put together

Gauri - You have to grow a penis and cut your boobs; then I'll marry you

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Gauri - Don't listen to us, we're psycho

Shalini - I'm not, you are.

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Gauri - Again, your w(v)hat sounds like fart

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Gauri - I'm optically active. If I stand in front of the mirror, then I'm optically active.

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Gauri - Can I write on your face?

Shalini - You have paper nah? OK

Gauri - No, it has to be soft.

Her tranny brother

I made my brother wear a bra

- Shalini

Malvika on the 26th

"I know you're wearing a bra, but I dont want to see it"

"It's half of 13 sex and a half"

Another self esteem issue

It is not a exhibition of my awesome... ness. - TagTag

Questioning Gauri's sexuality

One sunny afternoon in the biology ISP room, Gauri politely asks Shalini,

"May I engage with your- oh my god, lips"

Walking out embarrassed, She asks chang

"Can I be with you?"