Gauri - You have to grow a penis and cut your boobs; then I'll marry you
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Gauri - Don't listen to us, we're psycho
Shalini - I'm not, you are.
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Gauri - Again, your w(v)hat sounds like fart
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Gauri - I'm optically active. If I stand in front of the mirror, then I'm optically active.
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Gauri - Can I write on your face?
Shalini - You have paper nah? OK
Gauri - No, it has to be soft.

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